i haven’t been here in like five months and i still have 1.2k followers omg???

lentilbacon:
“ aintasuperhero:
“ don’t think there will ever be another news story with a title like that
”
R.I.P
”
queenbadwan:
“ all day everyday
”
hottie

rantcasey:

one day i will be at an awards show and tumblr will be liveblogging me

(Source: thelostie, via louistheroux1970)

lemunplej:
“ do-it-all-no-regrets:
“ lemunplej:
“ l-e-g-i-t-style:
“ lemunplej:
“ This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically...
screams

robert downey jr

whips out penis